Album Review: Jump Ship Quick - Where Thieves Cannot Tread

If you've ever thought that the world needed a Christian Right equivalent to Pennywise, look no further than Jump Ship Quick. Their album, Where Thieves Cannot Tread, will be right up your alley.

Everyone else, keep on moving. Nothing to see here.

For a more fleshed out review (recycling some of these jokes), read the DyingScene review here.